You Go, Gaius!
A general named Julius Caesar,
Uniquely born over-achiever,
Has conquered all Gaul,
Holds Rome in his thrall,
Veni, Vidi's renowned eager beaver.
Batting a Thousand
Notorious Caesar, switch-hitter,
Detractors have gossiped, a-twitter,
Could bat either hand,
And did on command,
But likely they're jealous ... or bitter.
Tribute to Titus
There once was a Jew named Josephus
Whose books tell a history grievous.
The spoils are all packed;
And an archway in Rome's built to greet us.
Rumor Has It
The story of king Nicomedes
And Caesar, repeated by meanies,
In terms acrimonious,
What they did, and to whom, with their penes.